Warhammer, I’ve to say, is one thing that I’ve solely come to actually recognize correctly in current occasions. I used to be by no means notably bothered till I picked up a giant starter pack of wee guys and massive monsters to color (y’know, for my children), after which a correct, no-holds-barred dependancy set in.
I wanted lore. I wanted extra! And so video video games, as ever, have ended up being a vital half in my journey, and this time it is a journey in the direction of a deep understanding of Warhammer. One thing like that. Anyway, briefly, I have been banging via your Warhammer Boltguns and Mechanicuses (Mechanici?) as a way to get myself all as much as pub-chat ranges of realizing stuff concerning the franchise. Breezily japing with the lads over a bevvy with out sweating being came upon. That is the purpose.
Fortunately for me, current occasions have introduced us a swathe of what I am gonna go forward and proclaim as one of the best Warhammer video video games we have ever had. The licence is being wielded correctly, and the likes of the aforementioned Mechanicus and Boltgun on Change, alongside the mighty Area Marine 2 on different platforms, have gifted followers of all issues area homicide a blood-soaked smorgasbord of shotguns and shot improper’uns. Once more, one thing like that.

“Cease rambling and get on with the assessment, Grimgor, we do not all have a whole lot, or presumably even hundreds, of years to spend chit-chatting!” (Try that pub-level data, amirite of us?). So, now, we have got Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Dealer arriving on Change 2, and that is one other one of many video games that I’ve dug into (on one other platform, for disgrace) over the previous 12 months or so as a way to sate my large Warhammer urge for food. And it is wonderful. Let’s simply get that out of the way in which. I am already a giant fan of this one earlier than booting into its Change 2 port, so all they should do right here — all they want to do to walk to a straightforward victory — is dish out the products in working order and we’re all in for a deal with.
Earlier than we get into the efficiency, although (as if you cannot see that rating), let’s first get into what’s concerned in Owlcat Video games’ epic — you are taking a look at effectively over 100 hours right here, chief — isometric journey. Rogue Dealer (not be confused with the horrible Ewan McGregor film) sees you dive into intergalactic battle within the Koronus Expanse, as anybody with pub-level Warhammer data will know is a really harmful place certainly.
Taking management of a celebration of six fight items, and consistent with the unique TTRPG, the sport thrusts you into strategic, turn-based fight while peppering the motion with large dialogue selections and player-driven selections that feed into a singular “Realm Constructing” mechanic. This sees the world affected by the trail you select to forge, and it is this mechanic that actually ties collectively and elevates a recreation that additionally delivers the products by way of its strategic scraps and worldbuilding. It is a very strong bundle certainly.

If you happen to’ve performed the likes of Mechanicus (which is one other banger by the way in which), you may type of know the drill. The Warhammer universe fits this type of online game right down to the bottom, and as ordinary there’s depth to spare within the fight skirmishes, tons of replayability constructed into its ever-changing narrative, and a great deal of enjoyable available in co-op modes – and even a little bit of ship-to-ship fight.
Now, I would like to go on and on and actually gild this lily large time, while telling you ways this Change 2 port’s slick efficiency helps carry all of this cleverness to life and make it pop, however sadly as issues at the moment stand, there is not any actual level. Certainly, I’ve to say, this is likely one of the worst-performing issues I’ve performed on Change 2 up to now. Emperor’s bowels, certainly.
From the second you boot into Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Dealer on Nintendo’s console, you possibly can inform you’re in for a really dangerous time. The primary swooping digicam shot of your entire factor, as the sport settles down upon your participant character and one other NPC, stutters and strains because it circles a giant tower that is very clearly had the entire graphical spit and polish faraway from it. An enormous visible downgrade, and one which chugs and splutters alongside, simply down into sub-20fps territory, while additionally crashing constantly, taking an absolute age to load between scenes, and having you stumble about in unresponsive menus. It isn’t good.

The fight excels in its brutality, with opportunistic assaults which make for devilishly fluid face-offs that may activate a dime, nevertheless it’s derailed due to controls which can be ruined by the body price. It is genuinely laborious to put the motion cursor the place you need it at occasions.
So, as an alternative of getting a good time (and it is simply an important, if not wonderful recreation when working effectively) constructing our personal rogue dealer’s empire, exploring area, and interfering within the fates of planets, we’re left in a scenario the place I believe it is best no one be tempted to purchase this factor till it has been fastened up. Till you possibly can shotgun the face off an enemy with nary a stutter.
It is very irritating. The fight is so crunchy and brutal and stuffed with technique, it actually is a few superb stuff, and there is crafty required on something however the decrease problem settings to greatest some ferocious and splendidly well-designed foes. The narrative can be strong general, particularly given the style (I shan’t spoil within the hopes we get a magical patch sooner or later), and the choices and dialogue tree features all come off very well due to some high writing and completely gruff voice-acting. Replayabilty is inbuilt right here, and it is a type of issues that transportable play makes sing, completely.

Gosh, I so wish to give this recreation the rating it deserves! Nevertheless, it is a big-time swerve. I also needs to be aware that, while I had zero points with this recreation on a high-powered PC, I’m conscious that it does run like trash on Steam Deck, so maybe that is one thing price noting. We will want to attend and see.
For now, although, a wildly vacillating body price, unstable decision, vastly downgraded visuals, unresponsive and sluggish controls and menus, and a number of crashes to the Change house display put this one far past a suggestion.
Conclusion
Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Dealer is a cracking little bit of turn-based Warhammer motion that delivers large on strategic and atmospheric fight while additionally serving you a top-notch, choice-driven narrative and marketing campaign. Hooray. Nevertheless! This Change 2 port, at launch, is a borderline catastrophe, and never one thing I like to recommend anybody choose up till it is had some patching executed.
A continually stuttering body price, lengthy loading occasions, unresponsive and laggy menus and controls, an enormous graphical downgrade, and laborious crashes aplenty make for a multitude of a port. Let’s hope they repair it up, as a result of for now, it is a laborious move for an important recreation.
