It’s a quiet morning at residence, simply you, a cup of espresso, and your candy and fluffy cat. They purr in your lap, then stand as much as stretch as you set your espresso all the way down to scroll your cellphone. If you happen to had been trying, you’d see the fuzzy lightbulb go off over their head. It’s the second when their primordial feline braincell kicks into motion and decides what it should do. The unattended espresso cup on the desk sings its siren track to them, calling for them to push it ever so gently with their fluffy paw. Only a bit. Then a bit extra. Then, with a loud crash and a extremely popular splash, the second that every one cats dream of arrives: a superbly executed piece of mischief.
It’s an leisure as previous as time, so long as it’s not your cat and your espresso. Cat possession is like knowingly participating in a poisonous relationship, the place each second of sweetness and love might be adopted by an unhinged act of chaos and avarice bent on destroying any unattended glassware and hawking a furball on each shirt you’ve simply completed ironing. We love them anyway, and it’s a dynamic that retains cat house owners on their toes and retains America’s Funniest House Movies on the air.
Cantankerous Cats, now in its third version, channels this dynamic. On this fast-paced card sport, gamers get to tackle the position of the cats, cashing within the factors they earn by acts of affection to wreak havoc with acts of mischief. Are you able to menace your neighborhood sufficient to develop into the feline supreme? Or will your habits tip you into feral cat territory and have you ever turned out in your tail?
Gameplay Overview:
The third version of Cantankerous Cats comprises the fundamental sport, a sophisticated ruleset, and the Kitten Disaster mini growth. In all three variations, you play as a cat sharing a home together with your ‘Hoomin.’ Every participant has their very own Home, which is their play space. Within the fundamental sport, they begin the sport with a Cat Character card and an identical character token, one Pounce token, and a hand of three Motion playing cards. The participant’s objective is to progress their cat’s token throughout a central neighborhood scoreboard. If they’ll rating their ninth mischief level whereas holding the Cat Toy token, they win.

There are three varieties of Motion playing cards: Affection, Mischief, and Incidents. Affection playing cards have hearts on them, representing what number of affection factors they’re value. These are the nice and cozy, cuddly actions that endear a cat to its particular person. On their flip, gamers can select to financial institution affection playing cards into their home. Mischief playing cards symbolize the satan in your kitty’s shoulder. Every mischief card has a value, and in an effort to play it, you should have at the least that a lot affection banked in your home. Affection playing cards can’t be cut up, so plan properly to take advantage of out of your mischief!
Dearer playing cards will earn you extra factors, transferring you up the neighborhood observe. Incident playing cards are both inexperienced (occasions) or yellow (frenzy), and so they typically affect different gamers or interrupt different turns. Some particularly useful playing cards require a Pounce token to play. Some playing cards have Reflex actions, which robotically set off out of your hand when particular playing cards are performed.
On a flip, the lively participant takes the Cat Toy token and attracts two playing cards from the Meals Bowl deck. Then they take two actions. They’ll financial institution one Affection card into their home, rating one Mischief card of their hand to maneuver their token ahead on the neighborhood scoreboard, play one Incident card, discard their hand, and redraw (being a choosy eater), or purchase a pounce token. After they’ve taken two actions, the participant attracts or discards till their hand has precisely 5 playing cards, and so they move the Cat Toy to the precise, adopted by a hearty Meow to indicate their flip is finished (If you happen to don’t do the meow, you’ll be judged). When an lively participant is about to hit the tip of the neighborhood scoreboard, they announce it with their finest meow but, and in the event that they’ve performed their playing cards appropriately, they win.

Within the superior sport, there are two win situations. The one for Home cats is identical as the fundamental sport, however the different triggers provided that your cat is Feral. On this model, pounce tokens assist you to assault different cats with Mischief playing cards out of your hand. The attacked participant should defend utilizing affection they’ve banked of their home. In the event that they defend efficiently, they get to maneuver their tracker ahead for half the assault’s worth on the scoreboard.
If they’ll’t defend, they lose all their banked affection and go Feral. A Feral cat can’t rating Mischief factors, however they’ll assault any Home cat as an motion with no need to spend pounce tokens. If a Feral cat has 4 affection factors firstly of their flip, they robotically get adopted and develop into Home once more, but when they’ll handle their hand efficiently and financial institution 9 affection factors into their territory whereas holding the Cat Toy, they win.
The Kitten Disaster growth playing cards rebalance the sport in a gentler route by including extra affection and reflex actions, a sensible choice for youthful gamers.

Recreation Expertise:
The standout high quality of this sport is the presentation. The watercolor cat artwork is stuffed with character, significantly the double-sided character playing cards, and the embossed field below the sleeve is a magnificence. Every of the motion playing cards inform their very own quirky story by the artwork and taste textual content.
The bottom guidelines are effective. They’re useful, balanced, and the sport paces itself effectively within the fundamental mode of play. Incident playing cards and reflex actions add some pizzazz, and gamers should steadiness their want to attain smaller mischief playing cards extra often or maintain on longer to blast previous their opponents with a tougher to attain larger mischief card. There’s some technique and planning that may go into the timing of the way you play your playing cards, which retains it from being too random. This is likely one of the only a few video games I can consider the place I might suggest the fundamental guidelines to all gamers, no matter degree and expertise.

Within the superior ruleset, the extra gamers there are, the extra of a tiresome pile on the pounce system turns into. Anybody who has spent the final hour of a sport of Munchkin getting inside some extent of successful solely to be knocked again again and again will perceive how irritating the endgame right here may be. Profitable within the superior ruleset appears like a feat of luck fairly than talent, both ready for a flip the place your fellow gamers handle not to attract the precise playing cards to cease you or operating them out of assets to allow them to’t afford to pounce.
Whereas I really like the idea of your cat going feral, in apply, it delivers inconsistently. If gamers aren’t attacking one another sufficient, they could by no means set off going feral, placing the entire ruleset to waste. Or worse, you could possibly get caught being the one feral cat whereas everybody else focuses on constructing their very own home as a substitute of tearing one another down. Conversely, if everybody focuses on attacking, it turns into a spherical robin the place no progress may be made, drawing out the sport effectively past the purpose of enjoyable. The three editions of this sport appear to every take a whack at rebalancing this, however it could want a fourth try earlier than the superior sport is value taking part in.
Remaining Ideas:
I’m a cat particular person. My buddy Figgy Pudding is all the time by my facet, and, whereas I’m not fairly whimsical sufficient to wish to incorporate ‘Hoomin’ into my day by day vocab, I really like a foolish cat video as a lot as the subsequent woman. Of the entire cat video games I’ve performed, this one captures significantly effectively the dynamic of getting a feline in your house, attempting to learn their furry little minds and decipher if their actions are motivated by logic or an inside compass that factors immediately in direction of mayhem. Cantankerous Cats is thematically on level in a manner that’s enjoyable and candy, and the fundamental sport is decently entertaining and fantastically drawn. The Superior guidelines although, require an appreciation for a very aggressive take-that type of play, which will not be each gamer’s cup of tea.
Remaining Rating: 2.5 Stars – Playable in case you’re a cat lover however works finest with out the Superior guidelines.
Hits:
• Captures the theme of cat possession effectively
• Artwork is gorgeous and filled with character
• Motion playing cards are quirky and enjoyable to learn
Misses:
• Primary sport is ok, however doesn’t have a lot aptitude
• Aggressive play in superior guidelines can really feel repetitive and draw out the ending
• Superior guidelines solely work effectively if all gamers are dedicated to the identical type of play